Appropriate Response

You're walking through the forest.





It's a sunny day.






The light flickers through the leaves, you feel the crunch of leaves beneath your feet, the air is cool and moist.







The sweat is just building as you hike the mountain trail and the weather can be best described as crisp.








You close your eyes, not a care in the world, a smile involuntarily comes through then you walk into this.....

via Gizmodo



The appropriate response is:








A) Calmly brush off the web and spider


B) Roll around in the leaves, creating a leafy cocoon


C) Collect and send to Brian in Jollanam - do, a lover of the arachnid


D) Piss/Defecate/Vomit/Scream all at once